Effects Of Misunderstanding

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she… continue reading »

The Husband’s Cracker

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally n*k*d. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband to… continue reading »

Texas Chili Cookoff

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a chili cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio city park. The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who has… continue reading »

The Secret Of Long Relationship

One old man and a young man was sitting in a cafeteria; ordered two coffees and snacks. Suddenly young man asked the old man: “Even after 70 yrs, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love.” Whats the secret? Old man: “I forgot her name 10 years ago & now I’m scared to ask her…”