The Dievorce Humor

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce” The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the… continue reading »

We’d Like To Use This Store

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, were living in Florida, and got very excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they passed a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The… continue reading »

What Is The Nail For?

A blonde city girl, named Amy, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the… continue reading »