Three Doctors In Heaven

Three doctors die and go to heaven. They are awaiting entry at the pearly gates, but first must answer a question from St. Peter. He asks each “What did you do in life?” The first doctor answered that he was a wealthy ophthalmologist who left his practice to perform free cataract operations in India. “Come… continue reading »

The Husband’s Cracker

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally n*k*d. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband to… continue reading »

Mom’s Report Card Humor.

A mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age”, the mother warns. “It is not polite”. “Ok”, the little girl says .”How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the… continue reading »