Wife’s Way Of Fulfilling Husband’s Wish.

A woman goes to United Kingdom to attend a 2 week Company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughs and says: An London girl!!! The woman kept… continue reading »

A Trucker And His Wish

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe’ with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke,’ and turns to the emu, ‘What’s yours?’ ‘I’ll have the same,’ says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order ‘That… continue reading »

Why Do Men Die First?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation. (Don’t take the following to heart LOL) => If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist. => If you stay home and… continue reading »

The Farmers Rooster

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says, “Ok, old fellow, time to retire.” The old rooster says, “You can’t handle all these chickens… look at what it did to me!” The young rooster replies,… continue reading »