Reason Why One Should Mind Their Own Business

There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying, “21, 21, 21…” Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, “What are you doing?” The brunette replies, “Just counting.” The blonde says, “May I join you?” “Yes,” replies the brunette. So the blonde and the brunette are now both… continue reading »

Old Age Couple Humor

A Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the… continue reading »

Perception Humor

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped… continue reading »

Funny Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves. 4)… continue reading »