Grandpa Humor

An old man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I want you listen to me. I want you to take my chrome plated 0.38 revolver so you will always remember me. “But grandpa, I really don’t like guns… How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?” “You listen me, boy…. continue reading »

Never Rush

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800.00 to drop… continue reading »

The Soldier, Lady And Old Man Humor

An WWII American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a… continue reading »

Hypothetically Vs Realistically

A little Johnny came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically… so he asked his dad. His dad said, “Well, go ask your mom if she would go with the mail man for $1,000,000. He went and asked and came back and said,… continue reading »

Too Much Drinking Is Not Good

Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing… continue reading »