Old Couple Humor

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’ His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’ A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score…’ After about five… continue reading »

I Think, I Am Planting Them Too Deep

A women decided to start a chicken farm… so bought a 100 chickens to begin with. A month later she returned to the dealer for another 100… bcoz all the first lot had died. A month later again she was back at the dealer for another 100 as the second lot too died. When the… continue reading »

Don’t Look At Me, He Packed His Own Lunch!

Three construction workers were eating lunch on construction beams some stories high. One was Mexican, another was Italian, and the last was American. Each was upset about the same lunch they always got: the Mexican – tacos, the Italian – spaghetti, and the American – sandwiches. So, the Mexican said, “If I get tacos for… continue reading »