Aged Driver Humor

A policeman pulls over a aged driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. “I can’t do that, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.” “Okay, we’ll just get… continue reading »

Three Men And Their Funny Forest Adventure

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate… continue reading »

Before And After Marriage

Husband and wife – BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband – Aaah! …At last! I can hardly wait! Wife – Do you want me to leave? Husband – No! Don’t even think about it. Wife – Do you love me? Husband – Of course! Always have and always will! Wife – Have you ever cheated on me? Husband… continue reading »