Funny Essay Analogies And Metaphors

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners. Are you the new English teacher? 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like… continue reading »

The Secret Of Long Relationship

One old man and a young man was sitting in a cafeteria; ordered two coffees and snacks. Suddenly young man asked the old man: “Even after 70 yrs, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love.” Whats the secret? Old man: “I forgot her name 10 years ago & now I’m scared to ask her…”