Emotional Needs

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!” She said, “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to… continue reading »

Johnny’s Baptism Humor

Johnny was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: “You are now baptized. You are a new creation, the old one is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob.” Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a… continue reading »