Reason Why One Should Mind Their Own Business

There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying, “21, 21, 21…” Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, “What are you doing?” The brunette replies, “Just counting.” The blonde says, “May I join you?” “Yes,” replies the brunette. So the blonde and the brunette are now both… continue reading »

Don’t Mess With Girls.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would… continue reading »

Funny Parrot Humor

A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing through the various animals when she comes across one of the most beautiful parrots she has ever seen. She’s taken aback by the tropical beauty of this bird, and when she looks on the price tag on the cage it says 50$. The woman turns… continue reading »