Newlywed Marriage Advice

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, “Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot.” The second man married a… continue reading »

Rules From Men To Women

Few Rules from men to woman ==> Men are NOT mind readers. ==> Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. ==> Sunday sports . It’s like the full… continue reading »

Wanna Hear A Joke?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” “In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next… continue reading »