The Painting Humor

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”… continue reading »

Before And After Marriage

Husband and wife – BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband – Aaah! …At last! I can hardly wait! Wife – Do you want me to leave? Husband – No! Don’t even think about it. Wife – Do you love me? Husband – Of course! Always have and always will! Wife – Have you ever cheated on me? Husband… continue reading »

Never Mess With Your Wife.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Idaho. He bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took… continue reading »

Never Rush

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800.00 to drop… continue reading »