Funny And Surprisingly True Definitions

More Fun »
Funny And Surprisingly True Definitions

SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play.

LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

FATHER :
A banker provided by nature.

CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest… except that he/she got caught

BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence there after.

DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.