Gourmet Food Humor

A good man passed away and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who congratulated him and said he could have anything he wished. The fellow requested something to eat and a telescope so that he could look around. While eating the sandwich provided to him, he peered through the telescope down at… continue reading »

Husband – Wife Marriage Humor

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Husband: No…how can I think of marrying? Wife- Why not? You would need company…for good and bad moments….please get married Husband: …oh Dear…you are so sweet….even after death u r worrying about me… Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I… continue reading »

Student Humor

An Student failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with Professor. Student: Sir, Can I ask you one question Professor: Yes. Student: If you can answer this question, i will accept my final marks, if you can’t, you have to give me “A”. Professor agreed. Student asked: “What is legal but not logical,… continue reading »

The Ideal Family

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl. Father : That’s great son. Who is she? Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter. Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra… continue reading »

Mom’s Report Card Humor.

A mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age”, the mother warns. “It is not polite”. “Ok”, the little girl says .”How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the… continue reading »