Ma’am, Can You Step Out Of Your Vehicle Please!

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please…. continue reading »

Idiot! Window Is Not Opening

Husband: Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump of the window of your hotel. Manager: Sir, I am sorry, but it’s your personal matter. Husband: Idiot, the window is not opening :P