Three Doctors In Heaven

Three doctors die and go to heaven. They are awaiting entry at the pearly gates, but first must answer a question from St. Peter. He asks each “What did you do in life?” The first doctor answered that he was a wealthy ophthalmologist who left his practice to perform free cataract operations in India. “Come… continue reading »

Tech Support Humor

If you think you’re dumb when it comes to computers, read this. . . . From a Novell NetWare SysOp CALLER: “Hello, is this Tech Support?” TECH: “Yes, it is. How may I help you?” CALLER: “The cup holder on my PC is broken – and I am within my warranty period. How do I… continue reading »

Surprise! Supplies! Humor

Three guys were hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the first guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the second guy he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the third guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.” He then says, “Now, I have… continue reading »

Christmas Shopping Humor

It was nice Christmas day and the Judge was in a good mood. He questioned the prisoner, “Why you were subjected to this penalty and come here in such a day?” “Sir, This is due to my early Christmas shopping”, Prisoner replied. “There is no fault doing that, It is so unfair”, judge shouted. “Let… continue reading »

Rules From Men To Women

Few Rules from men to woman ==> Men are NOT mind readers. ==> Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. ==> Sunday sports . It’s like the full… continue reading »