Don’t Mess With Girls.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would… continue reading »

Senior Citizen Speeding Humor

A senior citizen in Florida buys a brand new Mercedes convertible. He takes off down the road, floors it to 80 MPH and enjoys the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. “This is great,” he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even… continue reading »

Woman Reading Book In A Fishing Boat

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage at lake after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, man’s wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book…. continue reading »

The Brilliant Ex-wife’s Stinky Revenge

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st… continue reading »

A Man’s Baked Beans Sacrifice

One day a man met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that he would marry, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on his birthday, his car broke down on the way home from work. Since he lived in the countryside… he called his wife… continue reading »