A Blind Man’s Smelling Humor

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry sir, but I am blind, and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order… continue reading »

A Windows Fan In Hell

A man (a Windows operating system die hard fan) dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, “Welcome, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. Now you have a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.” Satan takes him to a huge lake of fire… continue reading »

The Genius Blonde Ill Timing

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric… continue reading »

The Businessman’s Payback

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket — If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of… continue reading »

Farmer Day In Court

A farmer named Clyde had a accident. In court, the trucking company’s fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the…” “I didn’t ask for… continue reading »