We Have Too Many

There was a Canadian, an American and a Mexican riding in a taxi. The Canadian says, “We have too many leaves in my country.” – and throws out a maple leaf. The Mexican said, “We have too much sand in my country.” – and throws sand out the window. Inspired, the American throws the Mexican… continue reading »

Only If It’s Raining

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” – she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s… continue reading »

What Is Politics?

Little Boy: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.” Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her Government. We take care of your need,… continue reading »

Kick It Up A Notch

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of… continue reading »