Bob’s Surprise Gift

Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning when his wife woke up she looked out the window to find a box gift-wrapped… continue reading »

Grandpa Humor

An old man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I want you listen to me. I want you to take my chrome plated 0.38 revolver so you will always remember me. “But grandpa, I really don’t like guns… How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?” “You listen me, boy…. continue reading »

Never Ask A Grandma If She Know You.

WARNING: You might need a Hospital visit if you continue reading… Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi Grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the witness stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do… continue reading »

The Dievorce Humor

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce” The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the… continue reading »

The Soldier, Lady And Old Man Humor

An WWII American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a… continue reading »