Never Ask A Grandma If She Know You.

WARNING: You might need a Hospital visit if you continue reading… Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi Grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the witness stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do… continue reading »

Grandpa And His Intelligence

IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds…… continue reading »