Almost Got Caught Leaving Office Early

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after she leaves, they’ll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know? The brunette is thrilled to get home early…. continue reading »

You Can’t Hide The Real Face From A Women

WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again? Husband: No… Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married? Husband: Of course i do. Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again… Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…? Husband: Yes, it’s… continue reading »

The Barber And 2 Hours

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber look around the shop and says “about 2 hours,” and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks… “how long before I… continue reading »

Only If It’s Raining

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” – she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s… continue reading »