Mom’s Report Card Humor.

A mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age”, the mother warns. “It is not polite”. “Ok”, the little girl says .”How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the… continue reading »

Reasons Not To Mess With Children

Reason #1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated… continue reading »

Mommy, Why Are Some Of Your Hairs Turning Grey?

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only… continue reading »