The Student’s Explanation For Not Studying

TEACHER: Why didn’t you study? STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a… continue reading »

Little Johnny Classroom Humor

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today. Little… continue reading »

Little Johnny And His Good Manners

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? ‘Michael said: ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’ The teacher responded by saying:… continue reading »

Yankees Fan Humor

“I am a Yankees fan,” a first-grade teacher explains to her class. “Who likes the Yankees?” Everyone raises a hand except one girl. “Janie,” the teacher says, surprised. “Why didn’t you raise your hand?” “I am not a Yankees fan.” “Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then what team do you like?” “The… continue reading »

Little Johnny And His Homework.

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he… continue reading »