The Husband Cry

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral… continue reading »

Fifty Dollars

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, And every year Morris would say, ‘Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’; Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, And fifty dollars is fifty dollars’ One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and… continue reading »

The Couple Humor

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Frank’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the… continue reading »

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he’d need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of… continue reading »

Husband Wife Seminar Humor

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on “How to live in a loving relationship with your husband.” The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’ All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’ Some… continue reading »