The Vet’s Humor

The only cow in a small town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in nearby town Impal for $200. They brought the cow and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people… continue reading »

What Is The Nail For?

A blonde city girl, named Amy, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the… continue reading »