A Man’s Baked Beans Sacrifice

One day a man met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that he would marry, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on his birthday, his car broke down on the way home from work. Since he lived in the countryside… he called his wife… continue reading »

Man’s Dinner In Girlfriend’s House

A working-class man who has been going steady with his upper class girlfriend for about a month is asked to have dinner with the girlfriends parents. They live in this huge mansion house in the country with servants and butlers etc, and everything is very very posh. Before dinner, he and his girlfriends parents are… continue reading »

A Blonde Woman Dinner

A blonde woman is invited for dinner at her cousins house and as they only live a few blocks apart the blonde lady has walked there. As the blonde is getting ready to leave it starts pouring with rain. The cousin has had a few too many drinks at dinner so says to her blonde… continue reading »

Couple’s Conversation At Dinner Table.

A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who was that?”… continue reading »

The Big Fart Nuke

A woman went to dinner with her boyfriend at his parents house for the first time and was eager to make a good impression. The boyfriends mother however had cooked a rich Mexican meal full of onions and beans. Shortly into the dinner the woman felt a fart coming on but try as she might… continue reading »