Three Doctors In Heaven

Three doctors die and go to heaven. They are awaiting entry at the pearly gates, but first must answer a question from St. Peter. He asks each “What did you do in life?” The first doctor answered that he was a wealthy ophthalmologist who left his practice to perform free cataract operations in India. “Come… continue reading »

The Waiting Room Humor

A man walks into the doctor’s office to get a check up. As he sits waiting, a woman comes in sneezing. When the sneezing woman gets called into the doctors office, the man starts sneezing. A little while later, the man is still waiting, when a woman comes in itching all over her body. When… continue reading »

A Doctor And His Postcard Idea Humor

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. “But how will I let you know the baby is born?” she… continue reading »

Half-baked Education Is Dangerous.

“Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrate.” “What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement. “It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies Steve. “But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor, “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done,… continue reading »

The Lawyer And His Intelligence

As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, “I’m going to give you each $30,000… continue reading »