Husband – Wife Marriage Humor

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Husband: No…how can I think of marrying? Wife- Why not? You would need company…for good and bad moments….please get married Husband: …oh Dear…you are so sweet….even after death u r worrying about me… Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I… continue reading »

Couple’s Conversation At Dinner Table.

A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who was that?”… continue reading »

Wife’s Way Of Fulfilling Husband’s Wish.

A woman goes to United Kingdom to attend a 2 week Company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughs and says: An London girl!!! The woman kept… continue reading »

Couple’s Stolen Car

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room… it wasn’t there. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys… continue reading »

The Husband’s Cracker

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally n*k*d. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband to… continue reading »