I Want To Say Those Three Little Words

Husband: Come on my dear… I want to say those three little words in your ear. Wife: say it… Husband: Come near me Wife: now say it… Husband: Come more near me Wife: now say it… Husband: Come more… Wife: now say it… Husband: Pay the Bill :P

Couple’s Gift Humor

Wife : Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewellery. Husband : Yes…so ? Wife : How come you don’t do it anymore ? Husband : Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it?

Perception Humor

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped… continue reading »

The Dievorce Humor

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce” The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the… continue reading »

The Husband Cry

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral… continue reading »