Husband Wife Humor

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think… continue reading »

A Boy And His Porsche

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money?” demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs…” “Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.” So the… continue reading »

Women Chatting About Last Night.

Two Women were chatting in office… Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ?? Woman 2: It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep.. How was yours.. ?? Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out… continue reading »

Funny Wife’s Hearing Problem

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor… continue reading »

Too Much Drinking Is Not Good

Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing… continue reading »