Farmer Day In Court

A farmer named Clyde had a accident. In court, the trucking company’s fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the…” “I didn’t ask for… continue reading »

Best Lawyer Joke

An engineer dies and is sent to hell. He finds it very unpleasant and begins to fix things up. He installs escalators and eventually air conditioning in all the places; and everyone likes him down in hell, and he finds it not so bad after all. One day God calls up Satan and asks how… continue reading »

Never Ask A Grandma If She Know You.

WARNING: You might need a Hospital visit if you continue reading… Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi Grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the witness stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do… continue reading »

The Police Officer And Lawyer Humor

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility… Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir. But I… continue reading »

The Lawyer And His Intelligence

As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, “I’m going to give you each $30,000… continue reading »