Little Johnny Quickie

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a mother in labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Johnny, a seven-year-old boy, to hold a flashlight high over his mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Johnny did as he was… continue reading »

Little Johnny’s Result Humor

Father : What’s your result Johnny? Little Johnny: Dad, the principal’s son failed . Father: What about yours ? Little Johnny: And that doctor’s son also failed . Father: Ya but what about you ? Little Johnny: Oh and that major’s son failed as well. Father: Idiot I’m asking about yours. Little Johnny: Who the… continue reading »

Little Johnny And Bread Humor

Little Johnny was on his way back home from the store with a loaf of bread in one hand, and his other hand in his pants pocket. Off in the distance, Father Joseph sees little Johnny and realizes this is the perfect opportunity to go preach the gospel of the Holy Bible to the young… continue reading »

Little Johnny Cupcakes Humor

A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for Sunday dinner. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Little Johnny, helping them bake some cupcakes. After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Johnny to put the icing on. When the boy had finished, he brought them to the table. “The… continue reading »

Little Johnny And His Mother’s Makeup Humor

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face. “Why are you rubbing that cream on your face, mommy?” he asked. “To stay pretty for daddy,” said his mother. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream around her eyes with a tissue. “What’s the matter mommy?” asked Little… continue reading »