Newlywed Marriage Advice

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, “Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot.” The second man married a… continue reading »

How Many Women Can A Man Marry?

A little boy was attended his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said: “All you have to do is add it… continue reading »

Couple’s Long Marriage Life Humor

A couple never fought in 25 years. A friend asked: how did you make it possible? Husband: We went to Paris for our honeymoon, while horse riding my wife’s horse jumped and she fell down. She got up and patted the horse’s back and said ‘this is your 1st time’… After a while it happened… continue reading »

Opinion Humor

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to… continue reading »

Headstone Humor

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever.’ “Yeah? ” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, “Here Lies My Husband Stiff… continue reading »