The Lawyer And His Intelligence

As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, “I’m going to give you each $30,000… continue reading »

You Are So Materialistic

A yuppie was opening the door of his Porsche when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!” “You yuppies are so materialistic, it’s ridiculous” retorted… continue reading »