Smart Woman Humor

A pilot, Michael Jordan, Julia Gillard, the Pope, and a school girl were all in a plane together in stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. “There are only enough parachutes for… continue reading »

The Plane Is Going Down, We Got Too Much Weight!

There were an American, a Britain, a French, and a Mexican. The pilot comes out and yells, “The plane is going down, we got too much weight!” and grabs the only parachute and jumps out the door. The French man yells, “Viva la France!” and jumps. The Brit yells, “Long live the queen!” and jumps…. continue reading »