The Police Officer And Lawyer Humor

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility… Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir. But I… continue reading »

A Little Police Humor

A City Police Department (CPD), The FI, and the CI are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CI goes in. After two weeks with no… continue reading »

Ma’am, Can You Step Out Of Your Vehicle Please!

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please…. continue reading »