Senior Citizen Speeding Humor

A senior citizen in Florida buys a brand new Mercedes convertible. He takes off down the road, floors it to 80 MPH and enjoys the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. “This is great,” he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even… continue reading »

Never Mess With A Lawyer

I was driving on Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in a beat up truck. He decides to turn in front of me without a blinker. I accelerate to swerve and avoid him, and this, over aerobicized woman jumps in front of my car with her hand up. She proceeds to yell in my window,… continue reading »