The Student’s Explanation For Not Studying

TEACHER: Why didn’t you study? STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a… continue reading »

Students Final Exam

This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a solid ‘A’. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the… continue reading »

Little Johnny Classroom Humor

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today. Little… continue reading »

Little Johnny And His Good Manners

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? ‘Michael said: ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’ The teacher responded by saying:… continue reading »

Little Johnny School Camp Humor

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks “Miss can I please sleep with you tonight?”. His teacher replies “NO” Johnny moans and says “But my mummy lets me”. “OK then, just for tonight” the teacher… continue reading »