Husband – Wife Marriage Humor

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Husband: No…how can I think of marrying? Wife- Why not? You would need company…for good and bad moments….please get married Husband: …oh Dear…you are so sweet….even after death u r worrying about me… Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I… continue reading »

Never Mess With Your Wife.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Idaho. He bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took… continue reading »

Couple’s Conversation At Dinner Table.

A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who was that?”… continue reading »

Wife’s Way Of Fulfilling Husband’s Wish.

A woman goes to United Kingdom to attend a 2 week Company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughs and says: An London girl!!! The woman kept… continue reading »

Couple’s Stolen Car

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room… it wasn’t there. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys… continue reading »