Woman Reading Book In A Fishing Boat

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage at lake after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, man’s wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book…. continue reading »

Couple’s Conversation At Dinner Table.

A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who was that?”… continue reading »

The Big Fart Nuke

A woman went to dinner with her boyfriend at his parents house for the first time and was eager to make a good impression. The boyfriends mother however had cooked a rich Mexican meal full of onions and beans. Shortly into the dinner the woman felt a fart coming on but try as she might… continue reading »

Never Rush

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800.00 to drop… continue reading »

Hard To Understand Her

Few days back, when she called me I was having food… She got angry that I didn’t ask her to join me. Today when she called I was… . . . Taking bath & I asked her to join, she was angry again..!!