Never Mess With Your Wife.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Idaho. He bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took… continue reading »

The Genius Blonde Ill Timing

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric… continue reading »

Why Do Men Die First?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation. (Don’t take the following to heart LOL) => If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist. => If you stay home and… continue reading »

Rule Of Heaven: Dont Step On The Ducks.

Three women die and go to heaven. Like everyone else, they meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter tells them, “The only rule we have is: ‘Don’t step on the ducks.’” The three women think this odd, but as soon as they are let through the gates, there are ducks EVERYWHERE! Not even 5… continue reading »