Why Do Men Die First?

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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation. (Don’t take the following to heart LOL)

=> If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist.
=> If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy.
=> If you work too hard, there’s never any time for her.
=> If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
=> If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
=> If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity.
=> If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, its male indifference.
=> If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re an insensitive IDIOT
=> If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
=> If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination. If SHE asks you, it’s a favor.
=> If you appreciate the female form and sexy underwear, you’re a pervert. If you don’t, you’re gay.
=> If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you’re sexist. If you don’t, you’re unromantic.
=> If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain. If you don’t, you’re a slob.
=> If you buy her flowers, you’re after something. If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.
=> If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re full of yourself. If you don’t, you’re not ambitious.
=> If she has a headache, she’s tired. If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.
=> If you want it too often, you’re oversexed. If you don’t, there must be someone else.

Why do men die first????? Because they want to!

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