Never Mess With Your Wife.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Idaho. He bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took… continue reading »

Senior Citizen Speeding Humor

A senior citizen in Florida buys a brand new Mercedes convertible. He takes off down the road, floors it to 80 MPH and enjoys the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. “This is great,” he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even… continue reading »