Funny Translation Mistakes

1. Japanese hotel room – You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. 2. Paris hotel elevator – Please leave your values at the front desk. 3. Tokyo hotel – It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not read this… continue reading »

Woman Reading Book In A Fishing Boat

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage at lake after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, man’s wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book…. continue reading »

Short Intelligence Test

The following short test consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! . . . Questions #1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? #2. How do you put… continue reading »

Newlywed Marriage Advice

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, “Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot.” The second man married a… continue reading »

The Brilliant Ex-wife’s Stinky Revenge

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st… continue reading »