A Man’s Baked Beans Sacrifice

One day a man met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that he would marry, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on his birthday, his car broke down on the way home from work. Since he lived in the countryside… he called his wife… continue reading »

Student Rhymes Humor

A class 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names; Sam: My name is Sam, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to Russia and Japan, If I can, If I can, If I can. Candy: My name is Candy, When I grow up to be a… continue reading »

The Divorced Barbie

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” In a condescending manner, she says, “Which Barbie?” She… continue reading »

A Blind Man’s Smelling Humor

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry sir, but I am blind, and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order… continue reading »

Man’s Dinner In Girlfriend’s House

A working-class man who has been going steady with his upper class girlfriend for about a month is asked to have dinner with the girlfriends parents. They live in this huge mansion house in the country with servants and butlers etc, and everything is very very posh. Before dinner, he and his girlfriends parents are… continue reading »