Three guys were hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the first guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.”
To the second guy he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.”
And to the third guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.”
He then says, “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile.”
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.
He asks the first guy, “Why didn’t you sweep any of it?”
First guy replies, “I no hava no broom. You saida to the third fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.”
Then the foreman turns to the second guy and says, “And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.”
Second guy replies, “Aye, ye did lad, boot ah could nay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th’ third guy gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah could nay fin’ him either.”
The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the third guy …
Just then, the third guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells . . . . . .