There were an American, a Britain, a French, and a Mexican. The pilot comes out and yells, “The plane is going down, we got too much weight!” and grabs the only parachute and jumps out the door.
The French man yells, “Viva la France!” and jumps.
The Brit yells, “Long live the queen!” and jumps.
The American shoves the Mexican out and yells, “Remember the alamo!”