An old man had a pond in the back of his yard. Near the pond was a tree full of fruit. One day, the man decided to go to his yard to pick fruit.
He forgot to bring a bucket so he went back inside to take it. When he went back to his yard, he discovered several ladies skinny dipping in the pond.
The ladies screamed to the old man, “We are not coming out until you leave!”
The old man held up the bucket and yelled back, “Don’t worry, I am just here to feed the alligators in the pond.”