Grandpa Humor

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Grandpa Humor

An old man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I want you listen to me. I want you to take my chrome plated 0.38 revolver so you will always remember me.

“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns… How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”

“You listen me, boy. Someday you will be running a business, you will have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos.”

“Someday you gonna come home and maybe find your wife in the bed with another man. “What are you going do then? Point to your watch and say, ‘TIMES UP’?”