Mom’s Report Card Humor.

A mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age”, the mother warns. “It is not polite”. “Ok”, the little girl says .”How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the… continue reading »

Little Boy’s Chocolate Humor

A little boy was in a taxi eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another… A man next to him said “Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth” The boy replied, “my grandfather lived for 132 years” The man asked ” was it because of eating… chocolate… continue reading »

The Blind Man Humor

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the 9 kids are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decides to walk…. continue reading »

Never Mess With Your Wife.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Idaho. He bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took… continue reading »

Rules From Men To Men

Few Rules from men to other men ==> Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow party-goers. ==> Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. ==> It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: – The moment Angelina… continue reading »