Saying Goodbye

You don’t have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don’t even have to like ‘em! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We… continue reading »

Think Before You Go With Your Wife

A wife decides to take her husband to a str*p club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doing?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.” When they are seated, a… continue reading »

Never Lie To A Smart Women

Man on phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the… continue reading »

Three Idiot Jokes

Idiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into… continue reading »