Funny Translation Mistakes

1. Japanese hotel room – You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. 2. Paris hotel elevator – Please leave your values at the front desk. 3. Tokyo hotel – It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not read this… continue reading »

Short Intelligence Test

The following short test consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! . . . Questions #1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? #2. How do you put… continue reading »

Newlywed Marriage Advice

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, “Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot.” The second man married a… continue reading »

Student Rhymes Humor

A class 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names; Sam: My name is Sam, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to Russia and Japan, If I can, If I can, If I can. Candy: My name is Candy, When I grow up to be a… continue reading »

The Divorced Barbie

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” In a condescending manner, she says, “Which Barbie?” She… continue reading »