Effects Of Misunderstanding

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she… continue reading »

Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

*) Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment then said, “So why the groom wearing black?” *)… continue reading »

Laws Of Life

Funny laws: 1) Law Of Telephone: When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy Tone. 2) Law Of Mechanical Repair: After Your Hands Become Coated With Grease Your Nose Will Begin To Itch. 3) Law Of The Workshop: Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll To The Least Accessible Corner. 4) Law Of… continue reading »

Never Assume Anything

A new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facility, the CEO notices a guy leaning against the wall. The room is full of workers and he sees this great opportunity to show… continue reading »