What Is The Nail For?

A blonde city girl, named Amy, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the… continue reading »

Everything Prepared For Your Arrival Tomorrow.

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note… continue reading »

I Think, I Am Planting Them Too Deep

A women decided to start a chicken farm… so bought a 100 chickens to begin with. A month later she returned to the dealer for another 100… bcoz all the first lot had died. A month later again she was back at the dealer for another 100 as the second lot too died. When the… continue reading »

Mommy, Why Are Some Of Your Hairs Turning Grey?

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only… continue reading »