The Plane Is Going Down, We Got Too Much Weight!

There were an American, a Britain, a French, and a Mexican. The pilot comes out and yells, “The plane is going down, we got too much weight!” and grabs the only parachute and jumps out the door. The French man yells, “Viva la France!” and jumps. The Brit yells, “Long live the queen!” and jumps…. continue reading »

Ma’am, Can You Step Out Of Your Vehicle Please!

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please…. continue reading »

Idiot! Window Is Not Opening

Husband: Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump of the window of your hotel. Manager: Sir, I am sorry, but it’s your personal matter. Husband: Idiot, the window is not opening :P