Blonde’s Alligator Shoes Humor

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe… continue reading »

No Matter How Hard They Try, Women Are Still Women!

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room… continue reading »

Never Rush

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800.00 to drop… continue reading »

Wife’s Way Of Fulfilling Husband’s Wish.

A woman goes to United Kingdom to attend a 2 week Company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughs and says: An London girl!!! The woman kept… continue reading »

A Guy’s Experience In Ladies Toilet.

A guy in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’. He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried… continue reading »