The Farmers Rooster

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says, “Ok, old fellow, time to retire.” The old rooster says, “You can’t handle all these chickens… look at what it did to me!” The young rooster replies,… continue reading »

Funny Interview – A Brain Teaser

Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That’s easy, 49. Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer… continue reading »

Rule Of Heaven: Dont Step On The Ducks.

Three women die and go to heaven. Like everyone else, they meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter tells them, “The only rule we have is: ‘Don’t step on the ducks.’” The three women think this odd, but as soon as they are let through the gates, there are ducks EVERYWHERE! Not even 5… continue reading »

The Husband’s Cracker

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally n*k*d. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband to… continue reading »

Couple’s Long Marriage Life Humor

A couple never fought in 25 years. A friend asked: how did you make it possible? Husband: We went to Paris for our honeymoon, while horse riding my wife’s horse jumped and she fell down. She got up and patted the horse’s back and said ‘this is your 1st time’… After a while it happened… continue reading »