Funny School Answering Machine Message

This is hilarious – no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that a High School staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for… continue reading »

Heights Of Intelligence

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence of a government building. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a government official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with… continue reading »

Fifty Dollars

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, And every year Morris would say, ‘Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’; Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, And fifty dollars is fifty dollars’ One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and… continue reading »

Half-baked Education Is Dangerous.

“Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrate.” “What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement. “It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies Steve. “But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor, “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done,… continue reading »

Students Final Exam

This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a solid ‘A’. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the… continue reading »