Little Johnny And His Insects Humor

Little Johnny and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. “Don’t do that, that was a honeybee,” his father said, “he wasn’t doing anything to you. For killing him you will do without honey for a week.” Later Johnny saw a… continue reading »

Little Johnny Classroom Humor

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today. Little… continue reading »

The Wise Dog

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before.” So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he’s about to run he sees some bones next… continue reading »

The Vet’s Humor

The only cow in a small town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in nearby town Impal for $200. They brought the cow and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people… continue reading »

Need A Push

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain. “Can you give me a push?” he asks while hanging onto the door frame. “Not a… continue reading »