Husband: Can i hug you?
Wife: No!
Husband: I will buy you jewelry! …
Wife: No!
Husband: I will buy you a car!
Wife: Still NO.
Husband: I will take you to world trip.
Wife: Still NO.
After listening all this, their kid woke up and said, “Daddy! u can kiss me, but just buy me a bicycle please”
After A Fight…
Wife to Husband: I was Mad, Fool and Rubbish that I married you
Husband Said: Yes dear but I was in love, I didn’t notice… :P